(Here's a Word doc of the Certificate. You can fax a PDF with a free trial at fax1.com.
Apparently fax1.com requires a non-free email service. If you want to send a free fax and you only have Yahoo! Mail or Gmail, use Fax Zero. - promoted by David Dayen)
This will be faxed to Sen. Ackerman's office today:
CERTIFICATE OF MERIT
The National Coalition of Yacht Owners Who Hate The Homeless (NCYOWHTH) proudly bestows this award upon State Senate Minority Leader Dick Ackerman (R-Irvine), who has the courage and foresight to be a yachting enthusiast and not a mentally ill homeless person, and is therefore eligible for a major tax break instead of having his social services eliminated. As an organization of yachters who will also benefit from the same tax cut to the tune of $45 million dollars, coincidentally almost the same amount that would fund the rehabilitation program for mentally ill homeless people, we applaud this setting of the real priorities for our state. Sen. Ackerman has been a leader in the twin fields of yachting and not being homeless for many years, and we are pleased to award this certificate today. We ask you to be the keynote speaker at The National Coalition of Yacht Owners Who Hate The Homeless clam bake in Tustin later this year. After all, there wouldn't be an organization this strong without you.
Sincerely,
David Dayen
Executive Director, The National Coalition of Yacht Owners Who Hate The Homeless
You can send this too:
Capitol Office fax: (916) 445-9754
District Office fax: (714) 573-1859 |