The wheels are falling off of Rocky Delgadillo's career. Well, if you enjoy implosions, grab some popcorn. Not since Chuck Quackenbush has the state of California such a spectacular downfall of a politician. While Delgadillo didn't garner that much support against the far more well-known Jerry Brown in the Attorney General primary, he certainly wasn't laughed off the stage.
So, the litany of stories about Delgadillo's downfall were a bit much. First came the stories about Michelle Delgadillo driving without a valid driver's license, and then emerged the stories about Delgadillo driving without auto insurance. You know, both of those things are pretty big no-nos. Especially considering that the suspended license charge was the same one that Delgadillo prosecuted Paris Hilton for. Now, Mrs. Delgadillo didn't have the extensive history of run-ins with the lase like Paris Hilton, but it does seem a bit sketchy.
And that's not all on the driving mishaps. You can throw in the fact that Mrs. Delgadillo backed into a pole with a city SUV (while driving without a license), and then Rocky had it repaired at city expense. Rocky since reimbursed the city for the repairs.
But, wait, there's more. Next, allegations that Delgadillo used his staff, improperly, for babysitting and other services came to light. But, don't you worry, his staff used "personal time" to run Delgadillo's errands. This is how I imagine it going:
 Rocky: Hey, there, Chip, how's work going?
Bill: Sir, work is great, I have many cases on my docket. But my name is Bill.
Rocky: Ok, Ok, Phil.That's great. So, Phil, what are you doing this afternoon?
Bill: Well, it's Bill, but I plan on working this afternoon, like I do everyday. But, I'd love to spend my free time running errands for you. Can I pick up your dry cleaning?
Rocky: Why Gil, that is so kind of you. But you'll have to take personal time to run my errands, I'm always on the up and up.
Bill: It's Bill, but, no problem, Mr. Delgadillo, sir. I'd love to run your errands, and then come back and do my work during the evening. That wouldn't be coercion under Section 49.5.5 of the city's Municipal Code at all.
Rocky: I'm glad you feel that way. Make sure you checkout on your way out so that we can dock your personal hours. Here are the cleaning tickets. That's Chip!
Bill: It's Bill, sir.
Well, maybe not exactly that way, but I'm sure it's something just like that, you know. All perfectly innocent.
But, of course, there is more to the story. It appears that Mrs. Delgadillo didn't pay taxes on her business, CRD,Inc. On disclosure forms, Rocky said that the business made between $10K-100K from 2002-2005. Generally, people file taxes when they make money. That's kinda the deal, sorry Delgadillo Family.
Anyway, it's really too bad that this is happening, but at this point Mr. Delgadillo's resignation isn't a case of if but when. It's a tragedy on many levels. When the media gets into a feeding frenzy like this, all gets revealed. Too bad they couldn't get into the frenzy on BushCo back in 2003, you know? |